A bit ago they give me the money to go to Switzerland and Germany and eat the food and sleep in some beds far away from the skirting boards I am still shirking dusting, even after my warning. I made a bunch of posters to send out of the country because I felt a great importance as I snipped the stuff and blue tacked it down. Fortunately, there weren't many gigs, so I asked the internet what was happening in November 2016. 

 Le Guess Who? Festival said the internet. 

So I added it to the poster in the hope that in the summer of 2018 they would ask me to play it and them three days I spent in August fretting about which trains to book to Utrecht wouldn't be yet another way I have avoided doing my tax return the whole ruddy summer. 

Upstairs of this means that I am playing a performonce at Le Guess Who? on the 11th of November. Basement to this is a greater detail of the account is broken Mr Wynn, I think you owe us money.

A nice man called Jacob informed me that there was a 'punk minded area' and that I would be welcome there. I said I didn't think I could come. He said that was okay. Then I was dancing to Bowie in the clinic when all the nurses were home relaxing or arguing, and I thought, 'Markie, you like the boogie. And you have never done the boogie in Utrecht. Now, that nice Jacob man, he asked you if you could come. And you said No. Why is this?' 

I had me there. And so the next day I asked if I could still come.

He said 'yes', then asked me for a bio and some high-res photos.

Oh for fucksake.

I did as I was told though, and promised not to tell anyone about it till September the 12th 2018.

It might look like this.

Or I might bring my guitar and it won't sound like this because I don't have the time to play with other people, or I can't afford to pay them, or i'm worried it wouldn't work..

This is off a thing that Desert Mine Music sent to the internet earlier this year, and I only just got round to sending it to the internet because i've been avoiding doing my tax return by putting the chips on the paper plates for the nanas at bingo.

'Can I have some more gravy on my cheese?'

Certainly. You've earnt it.


SAT 07.04.18 AB Hall Complex, Brussels


I was meant to be doing some gigs with The Lovely Eggs later this year, but i'm not doing them now.

More Singles

New Album racket

Some have been sent wrapped in the Daily Mail for padding, others in the red tissue paper. Non of any of it sounds like this.


Manufaktur, Schorndorf

"With its angular movements and the lean upper body, it is reminiscent of Iggy or Fad Gadget. With the laptop, ancient Nokia (for regular time control), completely unmodified glasses and "Mephisto" shoes, the lanky Brit looks more like an administrative worker who has strayed to the stage of the manufactory."           "   


"An original English band parodist, like Andre van Duin was once. He still has to learn something ..."

Tineke Klamer

Name search

"Mark Wynn is knee-deep in mud, adopted by the noise, sentences and stories. Learn all about a world that we do not like and which ends with a question and exclamation mark three points."

A 7 inch single at some point.


Sunday did Coventry. Doing the gigs the gigs that are next to this, in the future.
Correctly punctuated? Email account being hacked? That the correct being?

Achin' at The Prospect - A Racket (that one)

Made a new racket. 
Tis available here 

Made a 28 page magazine thing to go with it. They are £6 off the bandcamp. 


December Acoustic Gigs with Boss Caine

2nd Shakespeare, Sheffield
4th Victoria Inn, Colchester
6thAces and Eights, London
8th Beeswing, Swindon
9th The Railway, Southend-on –sea
12th The Fulford Arms, York


Discovered these in the loft of the mother.

'Bing Crosby Ice Cream - I Can't Believe It Neither - At Least According To An Old Copy Of Mojo' An EP
1. I Was A Lot More Prolific When I Was Living In Greece 
2. Aldi Sex Song 
3. The Girl Who Looked Like Bobby Gillespie 
4. Sedative 
5. Houses On The Green Grass 
6. Your Nan Is Not An Invalid

Dirty Work 10 - Might Try Some Shoes On - Maybe I Won't Try Some Shoes On - An EP

28 page zine. Containing a diary of gigs done in March 2014 in Manchester, Carisle, Londinum, Southend, Colchester, Leeds, Cambridge, Sandwich. Reader's Laetters. Reviews. Advertisements. 4 track EP entitled 'Might try some shoes on - Maybe I won't try some shoes on' An EP by Mark Wynn

1. She's My Baby And She Makes Me Die Inside
2. No, I'm Bored
3.You're Looking Well, Mark. I Feel Like I Got Shaved In The Dark
4. If I Was A Cat I'd Be Called Brian, Brian The Cat

1. BTYC 
2. No Fun (not that one) 
3. Ray Davies Nicked All My Songs 
4. Knee Socks 
5. She Fancies Me That One In Age Concern 
6. Lipstick 
7. Day Trip To Wakefield 
8. Tabby Cats Instead

20 page zine, posters, baby picture, a letter to the internet, Fiasco magazine cover.

36 page collection of word story things wrote in October 2013
1. James Bond Train Killer Blues 
2. A Chance Encounter 
3. Who? 
4. A Lack Of Something In Favour Of The Rest 
5. Entertainment 
6. As We Snake Past The Station - Sorry Calvino 
7. The Dogs That Lead Us Down Dangerous Lanes 
8. He Awoke at 11, We Weren't Sure If We Should 
9. I Didn't Know What To Think So I Fled 
10. A Bad Recollection Which Caused A Car Chase Sequence 
11. The Day I Stole My Gran From Hospital, In A Bed Delivery Van 
12. Fancy Dress 
13. The Possibilities Which Are Endless But They Don't Appear To Be 
14. Epilogue